• 25 real Facts About Alan Zuckerman

    1. in stark contrast to most fabricated information on social media today, His customer & colleague reviews are100% real .
    2. He tripled the revenue of a national sales force, built a start-up salesforce from scratch, and doubled the new business and retention of two regional sales offices in Oregon and Illinois.
    3. He won President’s Club providing solutions to East Coast recruiters.
    4. He learned customer service providing support to government software procurement officers.
    5. He started at Defensive Tackle for the best team in lake county, Illinois at "195 lbs soaking wet on his best day".
    6. He wrestled 21-7 at 160 lbs.
    7. His father served in our national guard, coached football & wrestling and was an all-city guard that positively influenced the lives of many inner city students who had to make a tough choice that wasn't always "cool" on the street. "either pull the grades or i can't play you friday night. look guy, i know people are telling you the wrong things but sports will prep you for much harder challenges later in life , god cares for you, your parents still love you and i will make you a champion . that will be 'cooler' than anything 'the fellas or homies from the block' are trying to convince you to do after school. the only way to the top is through discipline, it doesn't have to be 'cool' it works and you will call me years later to tell me why it mattered. no not dm me, call me."
    8. His mother was a teacher and reading specialist that dramatically increased ESL reading test scores in many diverse communities now heavily viewing short-form video content on tik tok and seeing the opposite result.
    9. His sister is a medical doctor that sees 15 patients a day. she has to muster the strength daily to say, "i understand you have a new iphone, i can relate to the anxiety of googling your symptoms before this appointment, its ok that you talked to your friends from the local pto group but i went to medical school and i truly care about your well being, i signed the hypocratic oath and decided i wanted to do this when I was about 8 years old. I'm here to help you sloan. we'll use a stethoscope instead of a facebook group today . does that sound like a good plan? yes sloan I know who your dad is, he is one of my patients too but today can we please focus on getting you well? ok good."
    10. his brother in law is a talented computer programmer working with the guy from groupon to cure cancer with technology. his father is known for the strategic development of many suburban strip malls and shopping centers nationwide. he enjoys a good game of golf and a flight on one of his private jets.
    11. his aunt's brother is a famous showtime boxing commentator who said "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
    12. his best friend growing up was his grandma. together they took walks to the first mcdonalds franchise in des plaines, illinois built by ray kroc, a guy who said "you know what, this wife from arlington heights is not how my story ends, i'm going to fly to california and try to sell some milk shake machines to a few burger joints and see how that goes."
    13. his first pet was a dalmation named sparky that made a few mistakes including biting the future dr. jodi zuckerman but he ended up transitioning to a successful career with the local fire department. his second pet was a king charles cavalier named madison who had priorities. priorities such as attention by making funny singing noises, licking and no real understanding of whether you were wearing something that had to be dry cleaned but after 3 hours on the edens in snow it was her devotion to love that counted more than her fur being everywhere imaginable. his sister's pet dog jax is one of those adorable little doodle mixes that rings a bell when he has to go to the bathroom and enjoys barking at coyotes who invade local municipal golf courses adjacent to suburban communities.
    14. he was the lead singer of a few local cover bands covering 90s greats such as nirvana, korn, vanilla ice, rage against the machine, third eye blind & creed.
    15. local medical experts say that mr. zuckerman's stats are great. www.therealalanzuckerman.com/recent-physical-exam
    16. 1 san francisco based tech company, 1 los angeles based tech company, 1 fortune 500 qsr, 1 national medical device company and 1 fortune 1000 home service part distributor all have copies of his 100% real, 100% clean background checks, www.therealalanzuckerman.com/march2026backgroundcheck, www.therealalanzuckerman.com/backgroundcheckcheckr, www.therealalanzuckerman.com/backgroundcheckinfomart, www.therealalanzuckerman.com/checkrhealthcare, www.therealalanzuckerman.com/backgroundchecksterling
    17. you're more than welcome to try accessing his facebook friend list here www.therealalanzuckerman.com/facebookfriends
    18. He is polite.
    19. He is talented.
    20. He is very handsome, but why should that ever matter in a business conversation?
    21. He overcame the odds and tripled the revenue of a San Diego medical flight provider, doubled the traffic of a home services company, sold & onboarded the first florida digital ads launch clients & activated 330 software trials nationwide.
    22. many believe he’s "just a former national sales director", or "just a former regional sales manager" or "just a rep,". but he's actually a start-up founder, a business operator, a fractional CMO, a media buyer & an eCommerce developer leveraging his technical expertise to build a digital B2B, face‑to‑face eCommerce platform that transforms the dreams of American workers and families into real opportunities by replacing endless scrolling with meaningful, mutually beneficial, in‑person connection.
    23. there is an "alan zuckerman" in every town across america that has a mobile phone & a dream of economic empowerment that can make a positive impact on thousands of small business owners and d2c start-ups & hundreds of american towns in a respectable profession & steady growing opportunity with no sign of slowing down any time soon.
    24. He retained over 70% of the PPC campaigns he sold prior to becoming a regional sales manager at 28, then national sales director at 32. he resigned to do what's truly right & true to his heart for american business owners, workers & their respective towns by building an opportunity for everyone out there told "what they are", "what they're not", then told "they will never be able to do it", .................
    25. that 100% can and on his fathers's grave, and by the hand of the almighty truth that is not construed social media bs, 100% will! with the right tools, the right dedication, the right winning attitude, the right training and the right selfless leader,player/coach, tech geek that was willing to sacrifice everything rather than follow what's "cool" or "trending" that is also currently ripping apart the unity, comradery and ability for all of us to succeed peacefully together that we once had until social media's siloed feeds created, extremist, selfish, hateful polarized division , worsened our mental health, plummeted our attention spans, our reading comprehension, producing negative unproductive workplace attitudes that are not good for anyone involved ,you, me or your third cousin timothy who is all of the sudden a digital marketer after reading 3 articles on linkedin to focus and build your future through the power of technology & focused activity! age is just a number, and so is the # of fake followers someone purchased bought from a link farm overseas. automation and technology may have changed the path to learning, the path to conversations and the way people end up meeting but they still have to meet and when they do, i will have you ready to provide more value than any of the amateur soulless lying comedians in our industry will ever dream of. the past is the past, today is the now & at 43 without a perfect face or a perfect body (never had one, nor will i let that define me), without any mobile feed even able to tell me that i even have to care about that or break my valiant stride i will still run through a wall for you every single day in order for you to be successful! you build confidence and positivity in person with what you leave people with and that's not your profile,that's who you are and who you are about to become along this journey, the computer and the phone is merely a connection to making our physical, real world better everday, so let's utilize it, let's build and let's win baby win for the sake of every individual, family and town that can and will be better, improved, more knowledgable and stronger after every conversation we have, day in and day out. let's goooooooo. so fired up right now at the opportunity to do all i can and commit all of us to a worthy, noble, rightful cause to make this world a better place than it is today. i can't wait to meet all of you!!!!! vendors, tech providers, publishers, dmcs, agms, local businesses, d2c start-ups and more will all come together at the right rates, for the right services with the right customer experience they deserve & while perfect is not reality, we sure as hell can try every single day to be the best we possibly can to put our clients, our lives, our careers and the wonderful towns of this country that give us the opportunity to improve and become better, stronger, human beings that are defined by the experience we leave people with in real life, not in a fictitious digital playground dreamt up by a guy taking down campass servers while comparing dining club photos to farm animals. so i am taking the leap for all of you and will be there to train you and prepare you with everything you need to win out there. so Let's dooooooo thisssssss!!!!!!!
    26. alan robert zuckerman is the 1st Your Own Ad Store DMC and first of many nationwide.
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