I was raised in an era where revenue and ROI mattered more than office gossip, so the strategy behind my LinkedIn profile and my website is simple:
👉 Lead with outcomes, not opinions.
Results
Google Ad Campaigns
SEO Campaigns
That’s why I’ve added NEW! Background Checks to TheRealAlanZuckerman.com.
What’s notable isn’t just that the checks are there it’s the consistency.
My background checks from 2024–2026 remain unchanged, and they’ve been run by:
A San Francisco Big Tech App
A Fortune 500 QSR
A National "Medical" Device Sales Company
A Fortune 1000 Home & Garden Parts Supplier
Consistency matters. Especially when real companies with real risk on the line keep arriving at the same conclusion.
That philosophy traces back further than tech and marketing.
What's also interesting about these background checks is they feature
- my real birth name
- zero mention of deals at rest stops near Phish concerts in Maryland
- zero time working for Amazon
- zero mention of shoplifting convenience stores
- no affiliation with Gannett
- zero hours worked for phonebook publishers
I once washed dishes at 15 at Yen Yen (now Yan Yan), I learned to drive a vehicle when I was 12 & my sensei cracked me with a bamboo stick when I was 6 until I knew by heart how to defend against many jealous bullies at one time.
My job is to help the customer and the customer comes first.
So on my site, customer reviews come first too.
Customer Reviews
They’re weighted far ahead of LinkedIn recommendations from my former peers that can be bought and sold by criminals faster than tamales at a Pilsen flee market.
LinkedIn Recommendations
After customer reviews, you’ll find a letter of recommendation from Aeromedevac because facts still matter.
The reality is this:
An undercover delivery guy in San Diego built a 52‑page Multi-Lingual HubSpot site
Launched and managed a $15K PPC budget
And doubled company revenue in under six months
Execution beat aesthetics.
Results beat scrolling.
And substance beat optics.
If you want to understand the work, the thinking, and the outcomes
the new Background Checks are live now at TheRealAlanZuckerman.com.
Results are listed first.
Because they always should be.
P.S. LinkedIn "Social Sellers"
The Ad Store currently has 15,000 leads to be called on and dispersed to Alan's future DMC recruits.
Ask Hubspot directly and they will tell you.
Just heart, effort & the same strong, capable, blue-collar raised, can-do-attitude hands that once pinned "The Undefeated Phenom from Barrington" & came screaming down the line on the 46 Trap & pancaked "A Mack from North Chicago".
