Easter Sunday Showdown

“Laaaaadies and gentlemen…”

The moment… you’ve ALL been waiting for…

In this corner — the visionary, the architect, the FOUNDER himself — ALAN ZUCKERMAN!

And in the opposite corner — bringing grace, grit, and gospel roots — the one, the only, TIM “The Pastor’s Daughter” PASKERT!

Back in the 1980s, Tim wasn’t just a manager. He was a shady backroom pastor of media manipulation, slinging “opportunities” straight outta the Book of Revelations—like “No commission until $650K sold.”
In 1980s money.
At a TV station.
A sales crucifixion, basically.

No one talks about it. TV reps stay silent.
But here’s the truth:

Alan Zuckerman has risen.

No, he’s not Jesus—but he has suffered for the sins of many local media criminals. And he’s still standing—seasoned, stylish, and unbothered.

Alan Zuckerman also happens to enjoy his local temple. He shows up. He’s present. He listens. He’s kind. Everyone at temple loves him.
Why? Because Alan’s not on any shady Jewish medications from Northbrook. He’s just walking in with clean slacks, a start-up model running on his phone & soon the phones of many that he keeps silent during prayer, and a heart full of good intentions.

But the story goes deeper...

Back when Alan was a young manager in a dual role living in Portland, Oregon and Chicago's West Loop, a colleague said to him.

But Alan didn’t change a damn thing.

Why? Because Alan runs a clean background check.

Never sold mushrooms at a Phish concert in Maryland.
Never shoplifted from a convenience store in Iowa.

He doesn’t need to rebrand his name—he’s not hiding anything.

And when the world doubted him, Alan rose again—on Instagram and SMS.
One minute he's dropping sales wisdom on Stories, the next—a legendary piece of Chicago equipment not sold at the apple store pops up on Attorney Bekkerman’s wife’s phone.

Because sometimes, when you're that legendary… you send the message to a targeted audience and change the game forever..

For a while, Alan even went to church out in San Diego—great music, solid acoustics. But then he found out the head pastor had a background suspiciously similar to his old sales trainer.
All hype, no product.
A pitch with no deliverable.

It was all just smoke and mirrors.
Alan is not smoke and mirrors. Alan is the truth.

And now, a new chapter begins...

There’s YourOwnAdStore.com—yes, an actual digital storefront that fits in your pocket—where former Uber drivers, ex-DoorDashers, and Florida professionals who no longer work in chop shops pushing COVID relief forms, SAM.gov submissions, windows & doors, solar panels, and credit repair schemes… are finally going to get their shot.

Led by a Maccabi Warrior, a descendant of the X-Troop, and a man who wrestled and played football just like Coach Mark Zuckerman—
his name is Alan Robert Zuckerman.

He’s not just back.

He’s building the temple of modern media, one training at a time, one clean ad click at a time and one post that stays on his blogs not Mark Zuckerberg's at a time.

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